Reasons Your Dogs Haircut Costs More Than Yours
- You don’t try to hump your Hairdresser’s leg.
- Your hairdresser doesn’t wash your butt.
- You don’t play chicken with a skunk right before your appointment.
- You don’t pee, poop, or throw up in the hairdresser’s chair.
- You don’t wait until you’re clean and dry to go potty and sit in it.
- You don’t dig your fingernails into your hairdresser’s arm.
- You don’t roll in dead things.
- Your haircut takes 20-30 minutes; your dog’s takes much longer.
- Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure & pedicure.
- Your Hairdresser only clips the hair on your head.
- You don’t have fleas, ticks, or mites.
- Your Hairdresser is not expected to comb out dreadlocks.
- Your hairdresser doesn’t clean and pluck your ears.
- You don’t try to bite or lick your hairdresser.
- You stay still and don’t wiggle, jump and shake while being worked on with sharp scissors & tools.
- You don’t come in with mud, burrs, sticks, tar, sap, gum, and poop in your hair.
- You don’t shake and cover everything (including your hairdresser) in 2 inches of soapy water.
- Your Hairdresser doesn’t have to shave between your toes.
- You don’t poop while your Hairdresser is blow-drying your backside.
- You don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time the Hairdresser picks up a pair of nail clippers.